You know what I like about this hotel? Absolutely nothing.
We got into town late and we were thrilled to get a chance to soak in the hot tub (the main reason we booked the hotel). We arrive, and guess what? The hot tub is “under construction” just as it was over a year ago when I last stayed here.
There are two pools/hot tubs in the hotel and they are suspiciously both under construction at the same time.
I put on my Nancy Drew hat and decided to do some investigating. I found my way into the court yard and looked through the window into one of the pools. If this pool is under construction, kudos to the tradesman, they pulled off an impeccable 1970’s themed renovation! This freshly renovated pool could easily fool someone into thinking it was built in 1969 without a lick of maintenance since!
The hotel smells like an early Las Vegas strip joint. The perfect blend of urine and cheap cigarettes.
The tv didn’t work, so I spent my hot tub-free evening staring at the wall, doing my best to keep the dark thoughts from creeping into my mind.
When I rolled over in my 3’ wide “queen bed” I fell out, hit my head. Perfect, now I’m angry AND severely concussed.
Next time I stay here, it will be my last….. day on earth.