Hotels.com states this guesthouse has parking; this is WRONG. There is no parking unless on a Sunday where you can park on a single yellow line (if there are spaces available). Needless to say we're £11 down and had to walk half a mile to legal, safe parking. The bedroom (room 4) had cobwebs on the ceiling, pubic hair on the bathroom floor beside the towel rail, hair in the shower, pubic hair on the bedsheet of the double bed, snowflake Christmas decorations (we're 16th on the 16th August) so that confirms the inner windows in the dining area (conservatory) haven't been cleaned. The view from the dining area was rubbish bags, a mop and bucket (sat outside) and a garden shed. When I asked the owner about parking he made it clear this has never been an issue on here before but I've just read a review that states someone else queried this so I think someone (owner) is talking rubbish. The owner didn't even try to help with parking, just told us to basically park anywhere although where not to park and when not to park in areas.
I was going to go for a shower but when my husband went into the bathroom he found a pair of men's pants left behind the radiator which strongly confirms the cleaners only know how to run a hoover on a carpet and make beds between guests. Tea and coffee was available in the bedroom but no little milk tubs so kind of pointless. There is no mirror in the bedroom and the wardrobe is broken (held in place by bricks). Happy to be home and bathed.....yuk!!!