Find hotels near Patuxent River, from CA $84

"Everything was great!"

"Everything is not clean. "

"They didn't have ESPN on the tv"

"I used to stay here often a year ago. It was a nice hotel, but now it reeks of weed. I stayed two nights, and on exiting the elevator, one is hit with a wall of skunk weed smells. I asked for a room at the end of the hallway, but it made little difference. Twice, I had to place a towel at the foot of my room's door and open the window to clear the air of the pervasive smells of weed. Although the staff is very pleasant, they don't seem interested in doing something about the non-smoking policy. So, if you don't mind sleeping in a place that smells like a sketchy part of town, by all means, stay here. It wasn't this way before, and the awful smells are tolerated now."

"The hotel ran fine. The market clientele and customers were horrible. Some of the rudest customers I've ever seen. I blame the grown ups."

"It worked for what I needed! It’s a little ways outside of downtown DC the drive is doable."

"This Fairfield Inn is a good value and is exactly what it is supposed to be."

" Honestly, I’m still not sure whether to laugh or be baffled by my breakfast experience here. For $19.99, the buffet is pretty bare-bones: just your basic scrambled eggs, bacon, waffles, sausage, and some fruit. It's fine if you just want something quick, but the real entertainment was the service. Things got weird when we wanted toast. Apparently, the butter and cream cheese are kept under lock and key. When the staff member brought over the butter—retrieved as if it were a highly classified document from a secure vault—I asked for some cream cheese for the two of us. You could practically feel the hostility. She came back with exactly *one* packet. When I asked for one more, the look she gave me made it feel like I was asking for her actual kidney. She brought it, but the heavy sigh was loud enough to hear across the room. Even the juice is under lockdown and only dispensed at her discretion. The funniest part was at the end of the meal. I had the absolute audacity to want a second piece of toast, so I asked for one last cream cheese packet (which would have brought our total to two packets for the two of us). She flatly told me, "No more." As if we'd somehow blown through the table's cream cheese quota for the day. If you are looking for a relaxing, all-you-can-eat breakfast, I'd skip this one. But if you want a $20 masterclass in dairy rationing, it’s certainly an unforgettable experience. "

"Clean hotel professional staff. "