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Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat!

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Interior
Exterior
Outdoor spa tub
Dining
3 bedrooms, desk, iron/ironing board, WiFi

Reviews

9.8 out of 10

Exceptional

Entire cabin

3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 71220 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
    Parking available
  • Hot tub
    Hot tub
  • Washer
    Washer
  • Barbecue grill
    Barbecue grill
  • Outdoor space
    Outdoor space
  • Kitchen
    Kitchen

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire cabin to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat!

Big Bertha's has all the ingredients of a beloved vacation home. It is comfortable, stylish, unique, well-appointed, and private yet conveniently located. Inside and out, Big Bertha's expertly combines convenience and comfort with playful cabin chic. Guests love the luxurious linens and special amenities at Big Bertha's!

Amenities include a bocce ball court, outdoor fireplace, hot tub, gas grill, well-stocked kitchen, charming dining room writing desk, reading spots, games and books, smart TVs, high-speed internet, gas fireplace, and kids game room. Big Bertha's is equally equipped to accommodate families, groups of friends, couples, lovers, food lovers, wine lovers, writers, philosophers, morning people, evening people, middle-of-the-day people and, well, pretty much anyone!

Big Bertha's sits on a hillside and is two levels. From the driveway, two flights of stairs lead to the deck and front door. Just inside the front door is a quaint mudroom with hooks for coats, a spot for muddy shoes, and the washer/dryer.

Upstairs - The recently remodeled kitchen features stainless steel appliances, attractive cabinetry, and opens the dining area. The bar counter transitions smoothly to the dining area, where the dining table comfortably seats 8. Don’t miss the coffee station! A sliding door leads to the deck with a gas BBQ, picnic table, and (seasonal) folding Adirondack chairs. An open doorway from the dining area leads to the living room with extra features like a chess table and writing desk. A short hallway, accessible from both the living room and the kitchen, leads to two bedrooms (one with a queen bed and one with two twins) and a full bathroom (shower over tub).

Downstairs - A spiral staircase connects the upstairs living room and downstairs “suite.” Featuring a game room, with a double futon for additional sleeping space, smart TV with Netflix (no cable), a Foosball table, and a small master suite with a queen bed, and a small, yet full, bathroom with a shower. Sliding doors lead to a small lower deck with two (seasonal) Adirondack chairs - a great spot for a morning cuppa!

Outdoors - The main outdoor living areas are on the same level as upper story of the house. In addition to the deck with gas BBQ and outdoor dining, there are a side yard with a bocce ball court and a back patio with a hot tub and outdoor shower.

Big Bertha's is named for the original owner, Bertha. She and her husband built the house in 1952 and she is still a welcome visitor. When walking though the hallway, notice the artwork, which are framed pieces of the original flooring found during the remodel.

Know Before You Book:

Maximum Occupancy and Quiet Hours: The maximum occupancy at Big Bertha's is 7. Quiet hours are from 10:00 pm until 7:00 am. Outdoor amplified sound is prohibited at all times.

Parking: There is parking in the driveway for 3 vehicles. RVs, trailers, and campers are prohibited, per the Sonoma County Vacation Rental Ordinance.

Bed Sizes: Bedroom One (upstairs): Queen Bed, Bedroom Two (upstairs): Two Twin Beds, Bedroom Three (downstairs): Queen Bed, Futon in downstairs living area.

Heat Source: Central Heat.

A/C: The house does not have air conditioning. Being near the coast and under the redwoods, nighttime temperatures drop and opening some windows is usually enough to cool the house.

Electronics: The house is equipped with 2 smart TVs: the one in the upstairs living room has cable and DVD/BluRay players, and one in the downstairs game room has a dedicated Netflix account and a DVD/BluRay player – no cable.

Downstairs Ceiling: The downstairs ceilings are 7'2", which is slightly lower than average.

Location: Big Bertha's is in the Guerneville neighborhood of Guernewood Park - just west of downtown. It is a 5-minute walk to the Russian River and a 20-minute walk into town. There is a playground, tennis courts, neighborhood beach, and a restaurant all within a few minutes walk.

Sonoma County TOT #: 2094
Sonoma County Vacation Rental Permit #: ZPE14-0094

Property manager

Russian River Vacation Homes

Languages

English

Property amenities

Pool/Spa

  • Spa tub

Internet

  • Available in the cabin: WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Limited onsite parking (max 3 spaces)

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • CD player
  • DVD player
  • Netflix
  • Smart TV with cable channels
  • Stereo
  • Streaming services

Outdoor areas

  • Fenced yard
  • Gas grill
  • Outdoor fireplace
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Washer/dryer

Work spaces

  • Desk

Comfort

  • Heating

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Location highlights

  • On a river

Things to do

  • Foosball table

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • Unit size: 1,220 square feet

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Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 12:00 PM

Special check-in instructions

An adult age 18 or older must assume all liability for the booking
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Restrictions apply; for more information contact the property at the number on the booking confirmation

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

Property is also known as

Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat House Guerneville
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat House
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat Guerneville
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat House Guerneville
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat House
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat Guerneville
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat House Guerneville
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat House
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat Guerneville
Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat! Guerneville
Big Bertha's Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat
Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat! Guerneville
Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat! Guerneville
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About the area

Map
Guerneville, CA

What's nearby

  • Pee Wee Golf and Arcade - 3 min drive
  • Northwood Golf Club - 3 min drive
  • Johnson's Beach - 4 min drive
  • Korbel Winery - 7 min drive
  • Armstrong Redwoods State Park - 19 min drive

Getting around

  • Santa Rosa Station - 29 min drive
  • Santa Rosa, CA (STS-Sonoma County) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Boho Manor - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Rainbow Cattle Co. - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪Guerneville Taco Truck - ‬14 min walk
  • ‪Northwood Restaurant - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Koalas Fine Food - ‬20 min walk

Frequently asked questions

What time is check-in at Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat!?

Check-out is at 12:00 PM.

Where is Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat! located?

This family-friendly Guerneville cabin is located on a river, within 1 mi (2 km) of Russian River and Johnson's Beach. Pee Wee Golf and Arcade and Northwood Golf Club are also within 3 mi (5 km).

Big Bertha's! Perfectly Equipped Forest Retreat! Reviews

Reviews

9.8

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 25 out of 29 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 29 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 29 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 29 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 29 reviews" "

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

MARY P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect place for family get together.
The wooded surrounding made you feel somewhat isolated despite nearby houses. While the house is not large the layout was perfect for myself, 2 daughters and 4 grandchildren. Good space to play games inside and out. Loved the decor. Very clean.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Tracy B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Absolutely Perfect!
7 family and friends rented Big Bertha to celebrate 2 birthdays in the group. We couldn’t have asked for a more perfect venue! The cabin was spotless, in a superb location for river and town access and super cute. A large movie, board game and book collection, bocce ball and tetherball kept us entertained in the evenings. The big outdoor wood fire place was perfect for s’mores after relaxing in the super clean hot tub. Great outdoor shower too! The cabin was thoughtfully well stocked with all the essentials and more. We didn’t need to use half the kitchen supplies or linens we brought. The floor plan is well laid out for singles, couples and kids. Great communication prior and during our trip. Information for everything was easily found and every detail had been thought of. Everyone had a fabulous time. We will definitely rent this one again!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

8/10 Good

Kathy Y.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family Fun at Big Bertha's
Big Bertha's was just as described, rustic and cozy. We enjoyed the backyard games and large fire place outside. Our group all felt that the wooden staircase leading up to the house was a bit neglected and the kitchen is not stocked like some of the other homes we've rented. Overall, we had a great time.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kristin I.

Liked: Cleanliness
Big Love For Big Bertha’s
We loved this place. The property was very cute and comfortable and in such a beautiful place. The internet went out the second day we were there so we were unsure on trash procedures as we couldn’t read our email. The out door fire pit was nice for relaxation and roasting marshmallows. The kitchen had almost everything we needed and the outdoor grill was great. I made two tri-tips and they came out perfectly.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Diana R.

Liked: Cleanliness
A beautiful relaxing home
Our family spent 4 nights at Bertha’s and we will definitely be going back. The house was amazing and very well equipped. It felt clean and cozy and loved.
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2023

10/10 Excellent

Lisa L.

Liked: Cleanliness
Love Big Bertha’s!
Absolutely the most charming rental, we’d love to stay here again.
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Meghan C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Big Bertha's
Big Bertha's was perfect for our Labor Day weekend getaway. Both the house and property gave us everything we needed to enjoy the long weekend!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Janis M., San Francisco

Liked: Cleanliness
Tree house
Looking out the living room windows was like being in a tree house. We loved the outdoor games and that there was a hot tub although we never ended up having time to use it.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Kathleen W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Lovely house in the trees
We loved Big Bertha! We would totally stay here again, great place when you have a teen and an infant. Large, beautiful and clean windows with great views of the trees, right around the corner from town. Thank you so much for having us!!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2022

10/10 Excellent

Kenneth K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Cozy Cabin with so many extras!
We loved our stay at Big Berthas Place! From the beautiful decor to the comfortable bedding to the fun game room which our grandsons loved to the stunning out door surroundings to the bottle of wine left to every thing clearly marked and convenience to town it was a perfect stay!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Yvette W., San Francisco

Liked: Cleanliness
clean and spacious
Property was amazing. Clean and spacious. Definitely looking forwatd to staying here again!!
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

Alan P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect stay
Everything went smoothly and we were very happy staying at Big Bertha’s. We enjoyed being at the property and it was close to the activities we were in town for.

10/10 Excellent

Pam V.

Awesome place
Big Bertha was a great place to stay. Roomy, comfortable, clean, and relaxing. Great location. Offers everything you want, books, games and bocci ( all of our favorite family things), comfortable beds. We definitely will be back. Thank you for a beautiful place.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2019

10/10 Excellent

Cynthia P.

Get relaxed in the forest
We enjoyed our stay at Big Bertha's yes we did! We will love to stay there again for a family get-together. We hope that others enjoy their stay as much as we did. The only thing that we didn't get to do was go in the hot tub it was a bit chilly however when we come back we would love to stay when it's a little bit warmer outside. My daughter loved the place and loved all the food that her mom made there. Kelsey did have one request that she would love for you to paint the door red.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2019

8/10 Good

Penny D.

Great place for families
Big Bertha's was perfect for our 3 generations. Comfortable, well supplied and a super fenced yard. Be aware of the stairs up to the main floor. Our only suggestions: put a baby gate at the top of the spiral staircase and REPLACE THE ADULT BEDS. We loved this place but will not go back if the beds are not replaced.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2018

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth R.

Very nice house that was comfortable and cozy.
We spent Christmas in the house. Very nice!
Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2017

10/10 Excellent

Mallory L., Paris, France

Beautiful, cozy, relaxing cabin where you can live in the trees and be close to town!
We really enjoyed our stay at Big Bertha's cabin. The home is well-appointed and very comfortable. We loved sitting out on the deck with a fire, grilling and using the hot tub. The driveway is a little tricky, but most are in that area. We would definitely stay here again!
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2017

8/10 Good

Mark S., Austin, TX USA

Wonderful house in beautiful setting
We spent the last 3 days here and thoroughly enjoyed our stay. It suited our needs very well. We were staying with our son and his family (including almost 2 yr old Zoe). There are two levels. My wife and I stayed downstairs. The two upstairs bedrooms were perfect for Zoe and her parents. This house has great indoor and outdoor living areas. Plenty of room to spread out and to enjoy different times of day in the various settings. House is well equipped and has lots of helpful instructions posted. The negatives were few and all related to kitchen equipment. None of the knives are sharp and there is no sharpener. The can opener needs to be replaced. There was no medium sized saucepan. Fairly minor inconveniences, but I am listing them here because I doubt the owners are aware of these things and they can be easily remedied. We will definitely consider staying here again.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017

10/10 Excellent

Michelle T.

We loved it!
Lovely, well-appointed home in the woods. Tasteful decor inside and out. Everything we needed for a fun and relaxing stay.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2017

10/10 Excellent

Bithiah R.

Love Big Bertha!
My only wish was for a big cutting board! Otherwise, it was fantastic ;) Also, thank you so much for coming out to address our technical needs!

10/10 Excellent

Amy S.

Lovely spot in the trees
Big Bertha was the perfect spot for my almost two week vacation. The first half of my trip was with my two adult kids and a couple of friends of my daughter to celebrate her birthday and and have some family time. The place worked very well for this; plenty of space to spread out but also nice communal areas. After the family left; I hosted three of my lady friends for the next five days. Perfect again for the amount of people. We had a wonderful time using the hot tub, making food and of course lots of laughter and wine form the local wineries. My daughters small dog was my only companion for the whole trip and he loved the place, especially the squirrels in the trees and the sun lounging on the deck.
Stayed 11 nights in May 2017

8/10 Good

John M.

the house was as advertised.
This is a nice house with lots of history. The driveway is steep, but easy to use and not a problem. It was a little hard to find, we drove by it twice, but once we found it, the rest was simple. The house was well equipped, clean and warm. It was a good location to explore the coast and small towns around the area. We had a wonderful time.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2017

10/10 Excellent

John K.

Awesome stay at Big Bertha's
Big Bertha’s was awesome. We celebrated our family Christmas there. The house was well appointed for cooking, very clean and stylishly decorated. Big Bertha’s exceeded our expectations and made for a fantastic holiday celebration.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2016

10/10 Excellent

John R.

A Cozy Stay Far From The Madding Crowd
We were looking for a place to hunker down and pass the New Year quietly and Big Bertha's very much fit the bill. The dogs were happy, the people were happy, the kitchen, dining and living areas were warm and comfortable and the hot tub hot! Any questions? Some observations, though. Don't choose Big Bertha's if you hate stairs. The stairway to the front entrance intimidated even our dogs and the member of our party with the bad foot had to take it very slow. And the interior stairway resembles more a fireman's pole than a real staircase...... Town is a scenic twenty minute walk away but beware of walking along the highway. Cars zoom around the two major curves you'll pass and it can be scary. But we're picking nits here. Everything else about this place rocked!
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2016

10/10 Excellent

Victoria H., San Francisco

Great weekend away
We rented Big Bertha's for a girl's weekend away with 6 women. Big Bertha's was conveniently located to wineries and Healdsburg, and right outside of the town of Guerneville. The house was super cute and fun, with plenty of room for the 6 of us with all the amenities we could hope for. It's in the trees, so feels remote, but restaurants and other attractions are a short drive away. We would rent this again, we loved it.
Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2017