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sue
Nov 17, 2025
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Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
The Oyster Smack Inn
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Policies
Check-in
Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 AM
Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Access methods
Front desk (limited hours), lockbox
Pets
Pets not allowed
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Property payment types
Important information
Optional extras
- Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
We should mention
This property does not have elevators
Frequently asked questions
Is The Oyster Smack Inn pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?
As of May 20, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on May 27, 2026 start from CA $152, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
How much is parking?
Self parking is free at this property.
What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?
Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.
What time is check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?
Check-out is at 11:00 AM.
Where is The Oyster Smack Inn located?
Situated in Burnham-on-Crouch, this hotel is 0.9 mi (1.5 km) from Ramblers Stadium and 1.4 mi (2.3 km) from Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Blackwater Leisure Centre are also within 12 mi (20 km). Burnham-On-Crouch Station is 8 minutes by foot.
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Reviews
Reviews
8.6
Excellent
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9.6
Cleanliness
9.2
Amenities
9.8
Staff & service
9.2
Property conditions & facilities
Rating 10 - Excellent. 18 out of 31 reviews
10 - Excellent
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Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 31 reviews
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Rating 6 - Okay. 4 out of 31 reviews
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Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 31 reviews
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Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 31 reviews
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Reviews
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Kishan
May 4, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
Kishan
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Gareth
Apr 24, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent room which was spacious and airy.
Large comfortable bed.
Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom.
Wardrobe was far too high to reach
Gareth
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2026
Verified
8/10 Good
peter
Dec 18, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
peter
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024
Verified
6/10 Okay
Lee
Jan 7, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Lee
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
Verified
6/10 Okay
Sasha
Oct 21, 2025
Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Sasha
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Tyler
Nov 20, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Tyler
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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2/10 Terrible
PAUL
Mar 29, 2026
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PAUL
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
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8/10 Good
Joseph
Feb 6, 2026
Joseph
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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8/10 Good
Michaela
Nov 24, 2025
Michaela
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good
Michaela
Nov 24, 2025
Michaela
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Gavin
Nov 20, 2025
Gavin
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good
Andrew
Nov 16, 2025
Andrew
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent
anthony
Nov 13, 2025
anthony
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent
david
Oct 30, 2025
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david
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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4/10 Poor
Paul
Oct 28, 2025
Paul
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Chris
Sep 13, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Chris
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Richard
Aug 31, 2025
Richard
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Julie
Aug 16, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Julie
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Verified traveller
Jul 8, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Verified traveller
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Adrian
Jun 8, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Adrian
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Les
May 22, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Les
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
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8/10 Good
Mark
Mar 4, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Mark
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025
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10/10 Excellent
Pauline
Feb 27, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Pauline
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Per
Jan 30, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Per
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025