Where to start??? We arrived at 1030pm to a dark guard shack to find a young man in dirty uniform who seems to have no answers to basic questions. Took over 30 min to find our room since the hotel is marked motel on the building. Once in room the carpets are so stained it looks like the gutted a deer and just vacuumed up the blood. You would think there would be a folder with basic information like wifi passwords, breakfast info, important phone numbers, maybe even where closest hospital is in case of a emergency. Plus side there was a Bible in the drewer , but no paper or pen if you wanted to take notes. The unique wake up calls at 330am from Rocky the Raccoon scratching at outside door was not needed. Then the 430am motorcycle gunning there motor for 30 min was alittle much, you would say call security but he was outside talking loudly to the guy laughing. The shower is for short people. I am 6’3” 240lb. Shower head is set at like 5’10”. May I suggest bringing a shower chair so you are not bent over washing your upper half of your body. You would think a “Resort “ would Atlest have target drapes, not they have the Walmart clearance that blocks no light at all. The John Wayne toilet paper did not take crap off anyone and was rough as heck. Maybe management needs to call hotel impossible to save this place from the 1970s light fixture, drop ceiling, and popcorn ceilings everywhere. Would have got a better night sleep in a tent on rocks and bears attacking all around me.