The Woodlands Fun House - Pool, hot tub, zip line, tree house, gym eq, chickens!

Welcome to The Woodlands Fun House, our family’s home and one of the most unique stays in The Woodlands, Texas. More than just a vacation rental, this is a place filled with stories, art, travel memories, and spaces designed to bring families together.

Nestled on a quiet cul-de-sac surrounded by tall pines, you’ll be just minutes from Market Street, The Woodlands Mall, restaurants, parks, and nature preserves, while enjoying the peace and privacy of your own retreat.

Why Guests Love It

Resort-Style Backyard

The backyard is where memories are made!

Enjoy:

* Private swimming pool
* Hot tub
* Zipline
* Treehouse
* Trampoline
* Sandy mini beach inspired by Los Roques, Venezuela
* Outdoor movie projector
* Giant outdoor games
* Picnic area
* Hammock
* Artificial turf play spaces
* Wood-fired pizza oven
* BBQ grill
* Rolling cooler
* String lights throughout the yard
* Fruit garden
* Greenhouse lounge

Summer days are magical here, and fall and winter are equally special with cozy evenings under the lights, outdoor movies, hot cocoa, and relaxing spa nights.

A Home Filled with Art & Stories

This isn’t a generic rental. It is our family’s home.

Throughout the house you’ll find original art, treasures collected from more than 40 countries, and beautiful pieces that tell the story of our travels.

Young explorers (and adults too!) love our exclusive:

“The Great Family Travel Hunt”

A one-of-a-kind scavenger hunt with 14 clues hidden throughout the home. Discover treasures from France, Portugal, Qatar, Bali, California, Venezuela and beyond.

Complete the challenge and unlock a surprise!

Designed for Families

The home comfortably accommodates up to six guests and offers:

Main Floor

* Spacious open living room
* Fully equipped kitchen
* Dining spaces
* Coffee station
* Master suite
* Laundry room

Upstairs

* Three unique bedrooms inspired by our children and travels
* Recently remodeled bathroom

Amenities Include

* Fast Wi-Fi
* Smart TVs
* Alexa whole-home music system
* Washer and dryer
* Fully equipped kitchen
* Board games
* Coffee station
* Pool toys
* Picnic blanket
* Yoga mats
* Outdoor movie nights available
* Cotton candy and popcorn machines available for special events

Prime Location

Everything is close by!

Market Street

Just 5 minutes away and home to:

* Luxury shopping
* Great restaurants
* H-E-B grocery store
* Target
* The Woodlands Mall
* Reel Cinema
* Tommy Bahama
* Sixty Vines
* Uni Sushi
* The Audrey

Nature Nearby

Enjoy:

* Reedy Pond
* Deer Rush Pond
* George Mitchell Nature Preserve
* Rush Haven Park
* Falconwing Park
* The Woodlands Children’s Museum

A Personal Note

This is the home where I live with my three children. We love sharing it with guests who appreciate beauty, family, creativity, and making memories together.

If you’re looking for a place where kids can play, adults can relax, and everyone can reconnect, we’d be honored to host you.

Welcome to The Woodlands Cottage.

We hope you leave with stories worth telling and memories worth repeating.

A Home Made for Joy, Not Perfection

The Woodlands Cottage is a house designed to help you slow down, have fun, and make happy memories. This is not a brand-new, minimalist, or magazine-perfect home. You may notice the occasional little imperfection or signs of a well-loved family house—and that’s exactly what it is.

What you will find is a very clean, comfortable, and thoughtfully equipped home with everything you need for an easy and enjoyable stay. From quality towels, and linens, and luxury toiletries to a fully stocked kitchen with appliances, silverware, and utensils, we’ve tried to think of everything.

Watch your favorite movie from the hot tub with the outdoor projector, enjoy a quiet moment in our greenhouse retreat turned meditation and relaxation space, choose your favorite brew from three different coffee makers, or simply let the kids run free in the treehouse, zipline, trampoline, and mini beach with swing.

Our home is filled with original art, books, treasures collected during our travels around the world, and the little things that make life richer and happier. Every room tells a story, and every corner was designed to bring joy. This is a colorful, welcoming home full of character and personality—a place meant to be lived in, laughed in, and remembered.

If you’re looking for a spotless, warm, fun, and authentic family retreat rather than a cold, minimalist showpiece, we think you’ll feel right at home here. We may not offer perfection, but we do offer something even better: comfort, beauty, and everything you need to have a wonderful time.