"This is an odd hotel that advertises a lot of things it doesn't have. There are no restaurants, no "health club", phones don't work, no 24 hr reception. (the brochure is a very entertaining read offering free 20 min massages to all guests) They blast ear music at high volume from 8 am to 11pm in the lobby which can be heard all over the hotel.
The rooms are garishly decorated and are very dark and cave like.
That being said the staff (not the front of house day manager) , specifically...