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"Our stay was on April 30th. The hotel has a good clean vibe for the most part. Recent renovations in our room had left some unfinished trim but the room itself was very clean. The staff was very helpful and polite. Our server in the dining room was very delightful. I do not remember her name but I did overhear her saying that she normally works breakfast. Our hamburger was delisious! My only disappointment was that the hotel did not offer any kind of food options for early departure. Because I travel alot I I have a pretty good measuring guide for destination to value expectation. I was told that there was food for sale in the lobby, but it was 95% candy. I would suggest maybe at the minimum apples and bananas, cheese, cracker, nuts, yogurt with togo silverware. The shuttle was very convenient. We will be definitely be staying again if we have early morning flights."

"Staff thought it was funny to play circus music after 10pm on repeat to find a missing luggage cart. They laughed in my face when I asked what the loud music was. They all made it clear they are only there to collect a paycheck. Doing their jobs looked extra."

"Breakfast was nice with choices. Room clean. Parking was safe. Two night stay was quiet and pleasant."

"The tub was peeling of paint. It had been refinished years ago and was peeling. Not acceptable at all. Room smelled musty"

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"The staff was unhelpful. The mattress was nothing but a bunch of squeaky coils that was soooo uncomfortable.The bedding had what looked like bodily fluid stains and the blankets were so thin like they were curtains. Several lighting fixtures and outlets did not work. The TV was extremely blue color and dark- attempts to adjust was useless. The breakfast was gross,the selection was minimal and second rate . the plates barely fit 1 quarter of a waffle, the coffee was watered down and the condiment holders were empty except for trash that was in them. I had to search the cabinets below for my own sweetener and creamer . The counters the breakfast appliances were on and the tables were so dirty. The entire hotel smelled like cheap cologne and marijuana !!! Never again will I stay at a Laquinta!!! Spend the extra money and get a decent hotel."

"Title: Completely Unacceptable Stay – Avoid at All Costs Disappointing doesn’t even begin to describe this experience. I arrived at 5:00 PM — a full two hours after the stated 3:00 PM check-in time — only to be told my room wasn’t ready and to “give them 20 minutes.” After driving 11 hours, that’s not just inconvenient, it’s unacceptable. Trying to make the best of it, I went to check out the pool — a mistake. The water looked like something out of a disaster zone: green, murky, and frankly unsafe. Completely unusable. When I returned, the front desk was nowhere to be found. No staff, no presence, nothing. Then came the elevator — loud, unsettling, and sounding like it belonged in a horror movie. Not exactly reassuring when you’re already questioning the condition of the property. The room itself? Exactly what you’d expect at this point: bare minimum, poorly maintained, and not remotely welcoming. The TV was so complicated and dysfunctional I gave up trying to use it entirely. Bottom line: I genuinely don’t understand how this hotel was full. The only explanation is that people don’t know better and fall into the trap. This was not just disappointing — it was a failure across the board: operations, cleanliness, maintenance, and guest experience. I would not stay here again under any circumstances."

"Awesome staff. Friendly, professional helpful. Made a great difference in my decision to return. Ms. CeCe and Ms. Andrea are the absolute best!"

"Great room, clean and spacious."