Title: Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 - Latest Reviews, Deals & Photos 2026 - Expedia.ca [See all properties](http://www.expedia.ca/Hotel-Search?regionId=&selected=102538772&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire home # Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 Vacation home in Port Bolivar with kitchen and balcony ## Photo gallery for Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 ![Terrace/patio - Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 (Crystal Beach)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/103000000/102540000/102538800/102538772/7949ec66.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![2 bedrooms - Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 (Crystal Beach)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/103000000/102540000/102538800/102538772/abadb7b8.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![TV - Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 (Crystal Beach)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/103000000/102540000/102538800/102538772/00a749b0.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop - Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 (Crystal Beach)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/103000000/102540000/102538800/102538772/61883378.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Property grounds - Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 (Crystal Beach)](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/103000000/102540000/102538800/102538772/809e6edb.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Location - Amenities - Policies Experience coastal living at this charming beach rental home. The fully stocked kitchen and plenty of seating, including a swing upstairs and downstairs, create the perfect setting for a small family to unwind. ## Reviews 8.6 Excellent ### Entire home 2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 4 ## Popular amenities - Kitchen - Air conditioning - Outdoor Space - Barbecue grill ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 Welcome to your charming beach getaway! This 2 bedroom, 1 bath beach cabin offers the perfect blend of comfort and coastal living. The deck has covered and uncovered sections, so you can sunbathe or relax in the shade on a swing. You're just a short ride away from the beach. The fully stocked kitchen has everything you need, including a regular drip coffee maker. It is open to the comfy living room, and a cute dining table that's also perfect for games! For your convenience, there is high speed internet available. Patty's Paradise sleeps 4 comfortably, and is great for a small family. The primary bedroom features a queen bed, and the second bedroom features a queen as well. Downstairs you'll find another cozy, fenced-in seating area with swings and a charcoal grill. No pets are allowed. All Swedes Real Estate vacation rentals are non-smoking properties. Swedes does not rent to guests under 25 years of age. The homeowner does not provide linens and towels, but, if you choose, they are available upon request from our linen service (additional fee applies). ## Property amenities ### Beach - Beach nearby ### Kitchen - Coffee/tea maker - Cookware, dishware, and utensils - Microwave - Oven - Refrigerator - Stovetop ### Dining - Dining table ### Bedrooms - 2 bedrooms ### Bathroom - 1 bathroom - Shower ### Living spaces - Dining table - Living room ### Entertainment - TV ### Outdoor areas - Balcony - Barbecue grill ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - No pets allowed ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoking not allowed ### Location highlights - Near the bay ### Things to do - Water park - Birdwatching nearby ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector) - Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property) ## Similar properties ![Property grounds](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/103000000/102410000/102403900/102403841/cc65c513.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### Sea Glass Cottage - Super Cute! 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You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ### Property is also known as 2899-258369 ## About the area ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6&zoom=13&markers=icon:https%3A%2F%2Fa.travel-assets.com%2Ftravel-assets-manager%2Feg-maps%2Fproperty.png%7C29.45913%2C-94.62975&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=oU_sHG9SM7mDN2zedwYdK9tiz7w=) Crystal Beach, TX #### What's nearby - Crystal Beach \- 7 min walk \- 0.6 km - Port of Galveston Cruise Terminal \- 47 min drive \- 33.7 km - Galveston Island Historic Pleasure Pier \- 47 min drive \- 34.8 km - Galveston Seawall \- 47 min drive \- 35.2 km - Port of Galveston \- 48 min drive \- 34.1 km #### Restaurants - ‪Camp Margaritaville RV Resort - ‬5 min drive - ‪Nauti Beaver Hut - ‬18 min walk - ‪Tia Juanita’s Fish Camp - ‬12 min walk - ‪HardHeads Icehouse & Grill - ‬3 min drive - ‪Stingaree Restaurant & Bar - ‬6 min drive ## Frequently asked questions ### Is Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 pet-friendly? ### What time is check-in at Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4? ### What time is check-out at Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4? ### Where is Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 located? ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. Ask a question ## Patty's Paradise: 2 BR, 1 BA House in Crystal Beach, Sleeps 4 Reviews ## Reviews ### Excellent All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative. [More information](https://www.expedia.ca/lp/b/content-guidelines) 10 - Excellent 6 8 - Good 0 6 - Okay 1 4 - Poor 0 2 - Terrible 1 ### 8.8 Cleanliness ### 9.6 Location ### 10 Eco-friendliness ### 10 Property conditions & facilities ## Reviews ### 10/10 Excellent #### Colette Jun 22, 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities Cute little house for a small family getaway-I loved the decorations-y’all did a great job! ##### Colette Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Marcie G. Oct 10, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Patty’s Paradise We had a great stay. Very nice property, close to the beach and restaurants. Everything was great! We will stay again! ##### Marcie G. Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Jo Ann H. Oct 14, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Stay Cute little house. Loved that we had internet and Dish Network. Very quiet neighborhood ##### Jo Ann H. Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### A guest from Orange, Texas Mar 24, 2025 #### Nice Little Cabin Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was more than satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: My wife and I rented this cabin for a weekend getaway. It was clean, well-decorated and furnished, and everything we expected it to be. We will rent it again. The beach was enjoyable even though it was crowded for Spring Break. ##### A guest from Orange, Texas ### 10/10 Excellent #### Karen C. Jun 14, 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great Stay at Patty's Paradise I brought my mom, Patty, and aunt for a long weekend. The rental was comfortable and had great air conditioning. It was nothing fancy, older unit, but clean and well kept. We enjoyed our time there. ##### Karen C. Stayed 4 nights in May 2025 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 6/10 Okay #### Jennifer H. Jul 21, 2025 #### Pattys paradise Rating Details: The property manager was adequately helpful. The vacation rental was spotless. I was very happy with the location. I was satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: The location was prefect. The house was pretty clean, comfortable, and prefect space. Only thing i can really complain about is paying $100 extra for linens...which was four towels couple sheets and 2 awful blankets for the beds....also expect you to do dishes with no dish soap provided... ##### Jennifer H. This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### A guest from CARROLLTON, TX Jul 27, 2025 #### Pattys Paradise Rating Details: The property manager was very helpful. The vacation rental was very clean. I was more than happy with the location. I was more than satisfied with the condition of the vacation rental. Overall, I recommend this vacation rental. Reviewer Comments: The only thing was the cleaning crew left the dirty laundry right outside the front door. Found that a little odd. But heck we were on vacation and we were not going to let that ruin it for us. It was an eye sore but we just left it where it was and ignored it. That is the only thing I really had any issues with and as I stated I just tried to ignore it. But if I would have been staying any longer I would have reached out and asked for the dirty laundry to be removed. ##### A guest from CARROLLTON, TX ### 2/10 Terrible #### Craig P. May 18, 2025 Liked: Location Disliked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy #### Swedes reality is terrible!!!!!!! First off swedes is rude until you are standing in front of them!If you ask about canceling through email they will ignore you.This location was a nice neighborhood and close to the beach but beware.look closesly. We found thc gummies left on top of the fridge. The toilet didnt work when we arrived and we contacted through email and i had a maintenance man the next day early mornings. The beds listed as queens and they are not. Queen sheets dont fit. Will never stay agin. Was not worth the troubles of inaccuracies and rude management staff. ##### Craig P. 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