Title: Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks - Latest Reviews, Deals & Photos 2025 - Expedia.ca [See all properties](http://www.expedia.ca/Hotel-Search?regionId=&adults=2&children=&sort=RECOMMENDED&useRewards=false&semdtl=&userIntent=&vip=false) Entire home # Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks Waterfront vacation home with a water park and a hot tub ![Terrace/patio](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/75000000/74900000/74893700/74893646/cd0e1510.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=598&ra=fit) ![Smart TV, DVD player, books](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/75000000/74900000/74893700/74893646/98ff14a7.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/75000000/74900000/74893700/74893646/6beb8fc0.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/75000000/74900000/74893700/74893646/6368dd3e.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) ![Terrace/patio](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/75000000/74900000/74893700/74893646/4d3496a7.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=297&ra=fit) - Overview - Amenities - Policies - Location Step into Crooked Coconut, a charming cottage in the historic fishing village of Cortez, and indulge in its unique character and history. Unwind by the huge resort-style heated pool & spa or enjoy kayaking on Sarasota Bay from your private dock. 10 Exceptional ### Entire home 3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 81420 sq ft ## Popular amenities - Parking available - Dryer - Hot tub - Washer - Pool - Kitchen ## Add dates for prices Check-in Check-out Travellers ## About this property ### Entire place You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party. ### Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks Crooked Coconut by Anna Maria Life Vacation Rentals 12204 45th Avenue Dr. W, Bradenton, FL 34210 What You'll Love About This Home: Location! Cortez Village - A Unique & Historic Fishing Village 3 Bedrooms / 2 Bathrooms 1 King / 1 Queen / 1 Twin over Full Bunk Bed Huge Resort Style Heated Pool & Spa! Pool Loungers & In Pool Umbrellas Outdoor Shower Covered Back Patio with Lounge Furniture Gas Grill Pool Deck Patio Dining Under Umbrella Private Dock on Sarasota Bay - Great for Fishing & Relaxing. (No Boats due to very shallow water) 2 Single Person Kayaks (launch from dock into bay) Professional Linen Service, Washer & Dryer Complimentary WIFI Beach Towel, Beach Chairs, Beach Wagon Parking for 3 Cars Details: Welcome to Crooked Coconut, a one-of-a-kind vacation home nestled in the heart of the historic Cortez Village. This unique and picturesque fishing village provides the perfect backdrop for a relaxing getaway. With 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and an array of premium amenities, our charming cottage is a one-of-a-kind home filled with character and history. Inside, you'll find a bright and airy space with lovely hardwood floors and a coastal vibe. The open-concept living area includes a cozy living room with two sofas—perfect for family gatherings or quiet relaxation. The spacious kitchen features a large dining table for 8 and additional counter seating, offering views of the lush backyard and covered patio. Whether you're cooking meals or simply enjoying a conversation, the flow between the indoor and outdoor spaces enhances your experience. The master suite offers a king-sized bed, an en-suite bathroom, and direct access to the backyard. The two guest bedrooms share a Jack and Jill bathroom, with one room featuring a queen bed and the other a twin-over-full bunk bed. Each room is outfitted with a TV, crisp linens, and plush towels provided by our professional linen service. Step outside to discover the ultimate in outdoor relaxation. The amazing resort style pool and spa will entice you to spend every vacation minute basking in the sun on the sun ledge, enjoying the waterfall, and relaxing poolside in the loungers and chairs. The private dock on Sarasota Bay is perfect for fishing, relaxing, or launching the provided kayaks. Spend your days enjoying the serene surroundings or grilling fresh seafood on the BBQ while dining al fresco under the shaded patio umbrella. Two single person kayaks with paddles are provided for guests to launch from the dock. Boats are not recommended as the water is very shallow. Located in the historic fishing village of Cortez, Crooked Coconut offers a peaceful retreat while still being close to beaches, fishing piers, restaurants, and shops. The area is also home to fun activities such as jet skiing, parasailing, and kayaking. History lovers will appreciate the nearby Florida Maritime Museum, showcasing the region's maritime heritage, ship models, and a butterfly garden. The Cortez Bridge connects you to Anna Maria Island and the Gulf beaches, just a short drive away. Whether you're fishing from the dock, lounging by the pool, or exploring the rich history of Cortez Village, Crooked Coconut is the perfect base for your next getaway. Bedroom 1 – King bed, en-suite bathroom, TV Bedroom 2 – Queen bed, shared Jack n Jill bathroom, TV Bedroom 3 – Twin over full bunk bed, shared Jack n Jill bathroom, TV e. Bedroom 1 - King Bed, EnSuite Bathroom, TV Bedroom 2 - Queen Bed, Jack n Jill Bathroom, TV Bedroom 3 - Twin over Full Bunk Bed, Jack n Jill Bathroom, TV Please note: This home does not allow pets. The water is very shallow, and boats are not recommended. Amenities are subject to change. Golf Cart DEAL ALERT!!! Reserve now a street legal GOLF CART from Fun & More Rentals! 4, 6 or 8 passenger gas or electric carts to choose. FUN way to explore the island for the entire family. Mention Anna Maria Life Vacation Rentals and receive this VIP deal! www.FunAndMoreRentals.com 941-462-2719 IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Your booking is with Anna Maria Life Vacation Rentals. We will send you check-in instructions 14 days prior to your arrival date. We will send you our rental agreement in an electronic signature document. Please review and return to us by following the instructions. \*\* Your signed rental agreement must be returned in order to receive your check-in details. VRBO BOOKINGS Anna Maria Life Vacation Rentals will charge your credit card for your deposit payment. You will also see a separate charge by VRBO for their service fee. Your final balance is due 60 days prior to your arrival date. We will send you a final payment reminder 90 days prior to arrival. We do not automatically charge your card for your final balance. The instructions for making your final payment will be included in your final payment reminder. Please review the cancellation policy prior to booking. GOOGLE VACATION RENTAL BOOKINGS Your payment is due in full at the time of booking and the final balance information above does not apply to your reservation. ## Property amenities ### Beach - Beach nearby ### Pool/Spa - Heated pool - Hot tub - Private pool ### Internet - Available in the house: Free WiFi ### Parking and transportation - Limited onsite parking (max 4 spaces) - Onsite parking includes off-street options ### Kitchen - Coffee/tea maker - Cookware, dishware, and utensils - Dishwasher - Microwave - Oven - Refrigerator - Stovetop - Toaster ### Dining - Dining table ### Bedrooms - 3 bedrooms - Bedsheets provided ### Bathroom - 2 private bathrooms - Bathtub or shower - Hair dryer - Shower - Towels provided ### Living spaces - Dining table - Living room ### Entertainment - Books - DVD player - Games - Smart TV with cable/satellite channels ### Outdoor areas - Barbecue grill - Dock - Fenced yard - Patio ### Laundry - Laundry facilities - Washer/dryer ### Work spaces - Desk - Desk chair ### Comfort - Air conditioning - Heating ### Pets - Service animals only (pets not allowed) ### Suitability/Accessibility - Smoking not allowed ### Services and conveniences - Iron/ironing board - Phone ### Location highlights - In a village - Near a health/beauty spa - Near a hospital - Near a zoo - Near an outlet shopping mall - Near the bay - Near the marina - Near the sea - On the waterfront ### Things to do - Heated pool - Kayak - Water park - Basketball nearby - Birdwatching nearby - Ecotours nearby - Fishing nearby - Golfing nearby - Hiking/biking trails nearby - Horseback riding nearby - Jet skiing nearby - Kayaking nearby - Motor boating nearby - Mountain biking nearby - Parasailing nearby - Rafting nearby - Scuba diving nearby - Snorkeling nearby - Surfing/bodyboarding nearby - Swimming nearby - Theme park nearby - Water skiing nearby - Water tubing nearby - Wildlife walks nearby - Windsurfing nearby - Winery tours nearby ### Safety features - Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector) - Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property) - Fire extinguisher - Deadbolt lock ### General - Unit size: 1,420 square feet ## Similar properties ![A heated pool](https://images.trvl-media.com/lodging/93000000/92870000/92864300/92864276/3c887828.jpg?impolicy=fcrop&w=469&h=201&p=1&q=medium) ### ⚓ Dolphin Bay! 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You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation ### Property is also known as 499632 ## About the area ![Map](https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?&size=660x330&map_id=3b266eb50d2997c6&zoom=13&markers=icon:https%3A%2F%2Fa.travel-assets.com%2Ftravel-assets-manager%2Feg-maps%2Fproperty.png%7C27.46667%2C-82.68439&channel=expedia-HotelInformation&maptype=roadmap&scale=1&key=AIzaSyCYjQus5kCufOpSj932jFoR_AJiL9yiwOw&signature=jPFAXWnf6M8arx_bTSLdv5aKYOY=) Bradenton, FL #### What's nearby - Bradenton Beach Marina - 20 min walk - 1.7 km - Cortez Beach - 4 min drive - 2.4 km - Coquina Beach - 6 min drive - 4.1 km - Coquina Baywalk - 6 min drive - 4.1 km - Historic Bridge Street Pier - 7 min drive - 2.4 km #### Getting around - Sarasota-Bradenton Intl. Airport (SRQ) - 21 min drive #### Restaurants - ‪AMOB on the Pier - ‬4 min drive - ‪Wicked Cantina - ‬3 min drive - ‪Circle K - ‬3 min drive - ‪Beach House Waterfront Restaurant - ‬3 min drive - ‪Daquiri Deck Bradenton Beach - ‬3 min drive ## Frequently asked questions ### Does Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks have a pool? > Yes, this property has a pool. Pool types include heated pools. ### Is Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks pet-friendly? > No, only service animals are welcome at the property. ### What time is check-in at Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks? > Check-in begins at 4:00 PM. ### What time is check-out at Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks? > Check-out is at 10:00 AM. ### Where is Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks located? > Situated on the waterfront, this vacation home is within a 15-minute walk of Florida Maritime Museum at Cortez, Blue Water Explorers, and Anna Maria Sound. H2O Watersportz and Bradenton Beach Marina are also within 2 mi (3 km). ## Have a question? Beta Get instant answers with AI powered search of property information and reviews. Ask a question ## Crooked Coconut: Resort Pool & Spa, Dock, Kayaks Reviews 10 ### Exceptional All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative.[More information](https://www.expedia.ca/lp/b/content-guidelines) 10 - Excellent 20 8 - Good 1 6 - Okay 0 4 - Poor 0 2 - Terrible 0 ### 10/10 Cleanliness ### 10/10 Excellent #### Brandy S. Feb 20, 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great Family Vacation We had a lovely family vacation. Great rental that was beautiful and so family friendly. We hope to go back! ##### Brandy S. Stayed 5 nights in Feb 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Chad H., Lewis Center Ohio Jan 21, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great stay Awesome place and will be back soon ##### Chad H. Stayed 10 nights in Dec 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Michael N. Jul 19, 2025 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy The pool at this house is amazing. The air conditioning in the house is almost non existent.We had to go buy two fans to survive for the week. For the price, the house is a great deal. ![](https://a.travel-assets.com/ugc/hotel-reviews/08707d94-c41e-4899-bcb0-e2f8c6be2454-1752944250738.jpg?impolicy=resizecrop&rw=204&ra=fit&q=high) ##### Michael N. Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2025 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Ryan W. Mar 30, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Cortez Paradise Perfect location. Perfect spot. Enjoyed our stay ##### Ryan W. Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2024 ### 8/10 Good #### Tony O. Sep 21, 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location #### Awesome Getaway Had a great time...Love the Pool and the Dock. Nice quiet backyard with amazing views...Would go back again. ##### Tony O. Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Erik S. Sep 21, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Fantastic house & location Great communication with property management company. The house was exactly as pictured. The pool and jacuzzi are amazing. We used our paddleboard off the dock. Very close to good restaurants. ##### Erik S. Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2024 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### brenda H. May 28, 2024 #### Amazing house Best outdoor space we've ever stayed at!! Was hesitant at first about staying off the island but SO worth it! We walked across the bridge to get to the island daily and just loved the stay. Close to several great restaurants that we hadn't tried before. Would definitely recommend this house and we will stay here again ##### brenda H. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Kellsie G. Aug 7, 2023 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Pleasantly surprised awesome location if you have a boat! This property was clean and had more amenities than I was expecting. I really felt like the owners thought of everything to make your stay delightful.Plus, it was very clean and the backyard is gorgeous. ##### Kellsie G. Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Hannah B. Mar 25, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Perfect getaway! The cottage is darling and the back yard and pool is absolutely incredible. We loved being able to walk to Starfish Co. and Tide Tables for meals. Best restaurants around. While the property isn’t on AMI, it is just a few hundred yards away. We’d love to visit this property again. ##### Hannah B. Stayed 7 nights in Nov 2023 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Eddy N. Jun 19, 2024 #### Amazing What a great spot and will most definitely return. The pool is an oasis and great way to spend your day. The many reason we picked this house was the dock so I would have a place to launch my kayak and fish. Caught multiple snook and trout from the dock and the fishing in the area is first rate. I would highly recommend this rental and any other they have as service was perfect. ##### Eddy N. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Vitalik G. May 4, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Good Good ##### Vitalik G. Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2024 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Laurie M. Mar 9, 2022 #### Amazing Cottage on the Bay!!! This owner has thought of EVERYTHING to make your stay comfortable for the entire family!! The location is outstanding, we took advantage of several great restaurants within walking distance. The kitchen is fully stocked, the furnishings are comfortable (I appreciated the desk since I was doing some remote work!) and the fenced yard, bikes, kayaks, games all ensure your family will have an amazing vacation!!! Do not hesitate, rent this cottage!!! Highly recommend! ##### Laurie M. Stayed 7 nights in Feb 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Greg S., King of Prussia Mar 17, 2024 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great spot to relax We have never stayed in Cortez after several trips to Ana Maria. I have to say that the experience was great. The houses old Florida. Very clean and comfortable. The outdoor space was fantastic. A large pool with chairs in the water at the shallow end along with umbrellas for shade. The property has its own dock with views of the fishing village on both sides. We spent most of our time there during the week. We’ll definitely go back. ##### Greg S. Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2024 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Donna F. Dec 15, 2023 #### Absolutely amazing Perfect place for a relaxing vacation! Nothing compares to the outdoor landscaping, pool,dock,etc. Lots of thought put into the indoor comfort as well! Great beds, kitchen well stocked, snuggly blankets, extra towels, and lots of pool and beach toys! We had a little trouble figuring out some things, especially hot tub and lighting, but sweet people are always very responsive! Great maintenance techs, etc! Can't wait to come back ##### Donna F. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Gretchen R. Apr 27, 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Super cute cottage w kayaks We visited w our 4 children and in laws for kayaking, beach adventures, nature walks and museums. The house is adorable, tastefully decorated and well appointed with enough towels and dishes for 8, comfy beds, limited steps, and responsive AC. The pier/dock is so fun and the lawn is nice and flat and the kids found coconuts and mangoes. The walk in shower with skylight made experiencing pre dawn sunrise shower in prep for shelling fun! The master suite "door" does not close which is not conducive to master bedroom activity lol, so we had to prop it closed over and over with a box. The place is obviously well cared for but has a slight smell most would not even notice but we are all uber sensitive and all reacted w sinus/allergy. Being on the water it may be unavoidable. Great stay and great memories!! ##### Gretchen R. Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2022 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Lori K. Jun 5, 2024 #### Hidden Gem The Crooked Coconut is a hidden gem within the little village of Cortez. We were in town for my daughter's wedding and thoroughly enjoyed every minute of our stay here. The back yard is stunning and is where we spent most of our free time. The cottage is so comfortable and had a stocked kitchen, everything we needed to cook some meals. The only thing we could've used were some adult sized life jackets so we could've taken the kayaks out so I would suggest bringing your own if you'd want to do that. We were sad when our week ended, we will definitely be returning in the future! ##### Lori K. This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Vera K., pa May 13, 2022 #### Cute cottage We enjoyed our stay very much. The kitchen had plenty of dishes, pots, and pans. Having a few spices available was great. Good space to enjoy - inside and out. We loved being on the water, sitting on a dock and watching birds was very relaxing. Available kayaks and bikes were a big plus. The only negative was a wall airconditiner in the master bedroom. It was so noisy and no matter which way we turned the vents, it was blowing right on the bed. Loved the backyard. ##### Vera K. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Cindy A. May 10, 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Enjoyment It was a wonderful stay. The cottage and local was all we had hoped. We will return ##### Cindy A. Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2022 This review comes from a trusted partner site and has not been verified. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Brandy P. Apr 10, 2022 #### Cortez Cottage was a dream We absolutely loved Cortez Cottage. The dock, yard, house and neighborhood were quaint and quirky. Loved having the extra toys to bike to ice cream, kayak out for a closer look of the bay, and play corn hole with our friends. Loved the dock to watch the dolphins...some even swam under the dock. Fished a ton! If not for our friends on the island, we would have happily stayed put at the house all week. Very cozy and lacked for nothing. Thank you! ##### Brandy P. ### 10/10 Excellent #### Tammy R. Mar 28, 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Amazing & relaxing! We had a wonderful stay in Cortez - the property is beautiful & relaxing with plenty of room. We loved the bikes & kayaks - thank you! ##### Tammy R. Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2022 ### 10/10 Excellent #### Robert N., Knoxville Tennessee Mar 21, 2022 Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy #### Great Place to stay What a great place to stay! This house was incredibly well stocked. The kitchen had everything we needed plus it was well stocked with spices etc. The house came with bikes, watersports, hoses, etc. I have never rented a house with that many "extra's" which was such a nice surprise. We will be back to this house! ##### Robert N. 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