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Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet!

Exceptional

Entire home

2 bedrooms1 bathroom912 sq ft

Popular amenities

Parking available
Dryer
Air conditioning
Washer
Barbecue grill
Kitchen

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About this property

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You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet!

Come be a part of my Midlife Crisis Cottage! THREE MINUTE WALK from the beach, brand new rental, well stocked, plenty to entertain at the house or for a full day at the beach.

SECOND OUTDOOR TOILET!

Fish, bike, pickleball, visit local shops and restaurants and explore outdoor adventures in Gulf County!
Perfect for couples, small groups of friends and small sized families.

7.5 miles to downtown Port St. Joe, 4.5 miles to Mexico Beach and 29 miles to Panama City

In the house, you'll enjoy two cozy bedrooms with king sized beds, the fully equipped kitchen, the wonderful outdoor tv/sitting area where you can play corn hole, foosball, giant connect four, grill out and enjoy roasting s'mores and dogs over the fire pit! Sit out on the front deck to embrace the morning sunrise with a cup of coffee. Grab the pickleball paddles and cruise to the pickle courts. Get comfortable, be relaxed. Pack up the beach cart and get day drunk in the sand. You deserve it.
Rinse and repeat in the cold outdoor shower. Please note I do NOT provide surf rods/fishing poles

I am putting this cottage together with you in mind, trying to create the best space possible for an enjoyable, fun and relaxing vacation outside the hustle and bustle, right by the pristine white beaches.

Property amenities

Beach

Beach loungers
Beach towels

Internet

Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

Parking on site

Kitchen

Blender
Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Dishwasher
Ice maker
Lobster/crab pot
Microwave
Oven
Refrigerator
Spices
Stovetop
Toaster

Dining

Dining table

Bedrooms

2 bedrooms
Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

1 bathroom
Bathtub or shower
Hair dryer
Soap
Toilet paper
Towels provided

Living spaces

Dining table
Living room

Entertainment

Games
Smart TV

Outdoor areas

Barbecue grill
Firepit
Garden
Outdoor furniture
Patio

Laundry

Laundry facilities
Washing machine

Comfort

Air conditioning
Heating

Pets

No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

Smoking not allowed

Things to do

Bicycles
Foosball table

Safety features

Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

Bicycles
Garden
Unit size: 912 square feet

Policies

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Rules

Quiet hours between 10 pm and 8 am in this neighborhood. Do NOT grill under the wood house

No glass outside. Please use plastic wine glasses/cups

No fish cleaning inside the house! There is a table downstairs. Use the table in the yard and attach hose

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Note from host: There are no baby gates or locks

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited

Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property

Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property

This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

About the area

Port St. Joe is home to this vacation home. Constitution Convention Museum State Park and Constitutional Convention Museum State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Beacon Hill Park and Mexico Beach Park. Traveling with kids? Consider Frank Pate Park, or check out an event or a game at Shark Field.

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Port St. Joe, FL

What's nearby

Saint Joe Beach - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
Windmark Beach - 3 min drive - 2.5 km
Beacon Hill Park - 4 min drive - 3.5 km
Mexico Beach - 6 min drive - 5.9 km
St. Joseph Peninsula State Park - 53 min drive - 57.8 km

Restaurants

‪Shipwreck Raw Bar - ‬6 min walk
‪Forgotten Coast Brewing Company - ‬9 min drive
‪Express lane Food Mart - ‬6 min drive
‪Shell Shack - ‬9 min drive
‪The View On Old 98 - ‬6 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

Where is Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet! located?

This family-friendly Port St. Joe vacation home is within 2 mi (3 km) of Saint Joe Beach, Beacon Hill Park, and Windmark Beach. Mexico Beach is 2.7 mi (4.3 km) away.

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Cottage 1.5 blocks from BEACH! Second outdoor shower/toilet! Reviews

Exceptional

10/10

Cleanliness

10/10 Excellent

Maggie Mae H.

Mar 15, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Few days at the beach

The stay was great! Rachel was very helpful and very communicative and helped answer all my questions! Perfect location and perfect amenities!

Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Janet M.

May 1, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Enjoying the day

Great stay very close to the beach. Clean and comfortable property. Had to take one star away for check in due to VRBO messaging glitch so we didn’t get the access code ahead of time. Rachel was very helpful. We have definitely return next time we’re in the area

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025