"The photos speak volume.
The owner has an attitude that doesn’t sit well with hospitality. To illustrate the kind of personality please refer to the “important house” (see photos) on the wall: full of !!!’s.
Up to this moment it still sounds like he’s screaming at the reader: “ all damage will be paid for!!!” So let’s see what kinda damage you could make to this property:
The room is covered, wall to wall, by dirty, moldy, recycled carpets, to protect its floor (faux-wood). Even the tv remote...