2/10 – Terrible
Nick G.
11 août 2025
Points faibles : Propreté
If you’ve ever dreamed of paying top dollar to babysit a cleaning lady’s toddler while marinating in the sweet aroma of raw sewage congratulations, your dream rental exists. We arrived after the requested check-in time (because we’re those annoying “on time” guests) and were greeted not with keys, but with cleaners still scrubbing and a request to watch their 3–4 year old child for two and a half hours. Cute kid, honestly. Still, not exactly in the booking description.Once we were finally “checked in,” the fun continued: bugs crawling around, a grill with no propane, holes in the wall exposing live wires (shocking!), and the overwhelming stench of the actual septic tank wafting through the house like a nightmare-scented candle. The tap water tasted like it came straight from a rusty pipe that held a dead animal, and the pool table was missing balls — perfect if you enjoy games of “imaginary billiards.”We politely told the owner about all this and, instead of an apology, got accused of stealing a lamp and a tub of Folgers coffee. Newsflash: we have photo proof the lamp never existed, and no one in our group touched the coffee. The owner was never in touch only to claim that we stole their items, neglected property, and a “customer experience” that could double as a case study in how not to run a rental. Book it only if your vacation fantasy involves septic smells, bug infestation and gals accusations!!!
Nick G.
Séjour de 3 nuits en août 2025