3 Stars Hotels in Kirk, Chiloquin from CA $348

"Showed up to a closed darkly lit property on a remote highway. The check in instructions directed me to find an envelope with check in info in front of store. No envelope no people. I called office and after hour numbers to get help and no answer. I texted no answer. I called Travelocity to get help and finally got a text back from office with check in info. Get into the room which was nice, but no WiFi Had no WiFi for the entire stay. Wouldn’t return "

"Kitchen set-up was fine. Maybe an update for the coffee instead of Folgers would be nice. The rooms were VERY clean, with a strong smell of Pine Sol in the bathroom I am immunosuppressed, so once we opened the bathroom window, the room began to air out. "

"Pros: Check-in was keyless and easy. Beds were fine, kitchen was well stocked with tools for cooking. The lake views were also a draw for sure, and it was quiet. Cons: It was a hot day and the inside of the house was VERY warm (88 F). Despite what was advertised, there is NOT central AC. There is a small mobile Toshiba unit in the back bedroom, but it was off. When we turned it on it leaked and sprayed water everywhere (which someone knew, because there was a towel on the floor under it). No instructions were provided about what to do, and multiple calls to the manager went unanswered until almost 1 AM that night. The manager eventually texted at 10:15 the next day saying to close the windows and use the broken Toshiba. Our only other options were one fan with a taped-up cord, and a switch for a whole-house fan that didn’t work. Eventually we looked up the AC model online and found instructions for how to drain it. A hassle that had to be repeated every 3 hours day and night if it was to operate at all, but it was not capable of cooling other rooms. There were also dead gnats and spiderwebs everywhere. They know it’s not clean and have a note on the fridge asking guests to complain directly to them since there’s no cleaning fee. But this was days/weeks of gnats, not a one-off hiccup. It is also worth noting (though this is mentioned in the listing) that the water here is brown and sulfurous, so a water cooler is provided. "