“Not as it seems”

The woman at the front desk was unhelpful and unfriendly. The swim-up bar was closed. The pool was cold. The continental breakfast consisted of froot loops and canned milk. This hotel is located a block away from a sewer treatment plant and the smell is intolerable. Both of the main roads from the north intersect just out the entry to the hotel; hence, you will find no silence! jakebrakes, crotchrockets, car alarms, and fighting locals!