Ah, where do I start? Let me paint you a picture of this hotel straight out of a nightmare. First off, the floors? Sticky doesn't even begin to cover it. It's like they decided to mop with honey and forgot to rinse. The microwave? Well, it's more of a prop than a functional appliance. Want to heat up your leftovers? Good luck, because that thing's just for show. Oh, and don't even bother trying to call for help on the phone. It's about as useful as a brick. And if you dare ask the staff for a change of room? Get ready for the cold shoulder and a hearty "tough luck" because apparently, you're stuck in this sticky, microwave-less, phone-less purgatory. Enjoy your stay... or lack thereof. And no blankets in the room as well